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TIO THEO CAR RENTAL

48.00
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TIO THEO CAR RENTAL

48.00
sold out

Need a car? Call Tio Theo.

This tee stems from one of the best days of my life.

I got free coffee. Free fresh-squeezed juice. I got to ride Seethrumoney's bike around Soho's smoothest blocks. THEN... I cruised to Brooklyn and got on my Hertz shit. Call it a sub-lease. 

90 minutes and 5 errands later, while catching lightning bugs in the backyard, the playful children - #NohliRio & #YoungNolo - scream, "THEO! THEO! THEO!" After cracking up, I ask, "Why are your kids callling me Theo?" Their mom answers, "Tio."

Next, Tio Theo and the kids agreed on a plan to let the lightning bugs out in daddy's rental once we got on the road. We laaaughed and laughed and laughed. Then mud was added to the jar and the lightning bugs stopped glowing, and moving. 

After kickin back for another 30, I enjoyed a delicious home-cooked meal with the family; given a generous slice of Cakeman Raven red velvet cake, and was then dropped off at home as the family's weekend trip began.

One tee later, we've made history!

All sizes sold out. Original Samples Only. 

100% Cotton. Black on White.

Limited run.

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Need a car? Call Tio Theo.

This tee stems from one of the best days of my life.

I got free coffee. Free fresh-squeezed juice. I got to ride Seethrumoney's bike around Soho's smoothest blocks. THEN... I cruised to Brooklyn and got on my Hertz shit. Call it a sub-lease. 

90 minutes and 5 errands later, while catching lightning bugs in the backyard, the playful children - #NohliRio & #YoungNolo - scream, "THEO! THEO! THEO!" After cracking up, I ask, "Why are your kids callling me Theo?" Their mom answers, "Tio."

Next, Tio Theo and the kids agreed on a plan to let the lightning bugs out in daddy's rental once we got on the road. We laaaughed and laughed and laughed. Then mud was added to the jar and the lightning bugs stopped glowing, and moving. 

After kickin back for another 30, I enjoyed a delicious home-cooked meal with the family; given a generous slice of Cakeman Raven red velvet cake, and was then dropped off at home as the family's weekend trip began.

One tee later, we've made history!

All sizes sold out. Original Samples Only. 

100% Cotton. Black on White.

Limited run.