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TIO THEO II

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Tio Theo's Car Rental Service T-Shirt - Bronx, NY - Heather Gray - AFM

TIO THEO II

36.00

Need a car? Call Tio Theo.

This was one of the best days of my life.

I got free coffee. Free fresh-squeezed juice. Rode Seethrumoney's bike around Soho's smoothest blocks. THEN... I cruised to Brooklyn and got on my Hertz shit. Call it a sub-lease. 

90 minutes and 5 errands later, while catching lightning bugs in the backyard, the playful children - #NohliRio & #YoungNolo - scream, "THEO! THEO! THEO!" After cracking up, I ask, "Why are your kids callling me Theo?" Their mom answers, "They're saying Tio."

Next, Tio Theo and the kids agreed on a plan to let the lightning bugs out in daddy's rental once we got on the road. We laaaughed and laughed and laughed. Then mud and water was added to the jar and the lightning bugs stopped glowing, and moving. 

After kickin back for another 30, I enjoyed a delicious home-cooked meal with the family; given a generous slice of Cakeman Raven red velvet cake - then dropped off at home as the family's weekend trip began.

One tee later, we've made history!

Cop yours today.

100% Cotton. Black on Heather. 

Limited run of twenty-four. 

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Need a car? Call Tio Theo.

This was one of the best days of my life.

I got free coffee. Free fresh-squeezed juice. Rode Seethrumoney's bike around Soho's smoothest blocks. THEN... I cruised to Brooklyn and got on my Hertz shit. Call it a sub-lease. 

90 minutes and 5 errands later, while catching lightning bugs in the backyard, the playful children - #NohliRio & #YoungNolo - scream, "THEO! THEO! THEO!" After cracking up, I ask, "Why are your kids callling me Theo?" Their mom answers, "They're saying Tio."

Next, Tio Theo and the kids agreed on a plan to let the lightning bugs out in daddy's rental once we got on the road. We laaaughed and laughed and laughed. Then mud and water was added to the jar and the lightning bugs stopped glowing, and moving. 

After kickin back for another 30, I enjoyed a delicious home-cooked meal with the family; given a generous slice of Cakeman Raven red velvet cake - then dropped off at home as the family's weekend trip began.

One tee later, we've made history!

Cop yours today.

100% Cotton. Black on Heather. 

Limited run of twenty-four.