A FANCY MESS.

THIS IS SOME BULLSH!T.

Classic Patrice O'neal

Mandean Radio

Probably the funniest person I've ever seen in my life. Really miss this guy. RIP.

Patrice O'Neal on Comedy Kings - Best of Just For Laughs

"Whatcha doin?! Whatcha dooooin? Watchin baseball? Why you watching baseball by yourself?! How come you didn't get me up? You snuck outta bed? I wanna watch baseball with you! Whatcha doin?! Why you, why you, why you down here by yourself? Move over! Move your leg off that ottoman where it's comfortable... so i can sit next to you and wrap my leg around your leg in some weird 'i love you' hot vine... give me your arm. Give me your ARM! Give it to me. Let me... Give me a kiss. MEAN IT! MEAN the kiss!!"